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Dork XD..
My Name was Zul.. WAS? lol nvm
Hee well about me uh...
well i was born in SGH
On the 12 May 1991
So im 16 this year
Im taking "N" level this year
Im a Taurus

I loves
- Red Blue White Black Orange AND Yellow
_ Mrs Te amo
- watching spongebob the movie
- School WITHOUT teacher
- Hari Raye hahaha
- MY Friends and My besties
- My family
- Soccer
- To eat( yup i do )
_ To play guitar loud loud haha
- Money sure i do
- To disturb ppl
- To Chat
- To stare at ppl hu i don like aha!

I Hates
-She angry and Cry...
- Betrayer
- some1 rest his hand over my shoulders
- ppl stare at me
- overreacters
- ppl hates me lol
- Exams and study
- Mat and Minah
- my hair Curled XD

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Monday, March 19, 2007

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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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heee I love this!
random posteh!! woohoo
tat oso can be happy kay lame haha

Today ntg much only got bastard by mas again bitch!
welll~ ntg to say haha
=))

Panda was obsessed again ;
{ 3/19/2007 08:04:00 PM }